In other news I have just spent two hours of my life in A&E (why is A&E always such a lengthy affair?!) with a fish bone lodged down the back of my throat (oh, so glamorous I know!) So firstly I just wanted to say thank you to Waitrose, your ‘BONELESS salmon fillet’ was very enjoyable especially at 2 o’clock this morning when I was still trying to cough up its contents. Now usually I enjoy a trip to the hospital (because I’m weird and find them interesting) but not today, oh no far from it! I found myself cornered by 3 medical people armed with some very concerning looking ‘tools’ and insisting that they needed to be shoved down my throat. I think not. Much to the annoyance of possibly the most arrogant man to the walk the earth, who failed to see why anybody would object to having a huge piece of metal thrust in their mouth to restrain their poor tongue. (This man clearly wasn’t fond of human kind let alone children so why on earth he was working the children’s ward is beyond me.) Anyway the bone was eventually removed (with some very scary instruments) by another, very friendly and somewhat attractive doctor, who can definitely be considered a friend of mine after becoming so familiar with the back of my throat. Ohh but can I show you the picture of devil bone itself!? No, no I can’t because the arrogant pig from earlier refused to give it to me even though it was technically my property. Well piggy, if you’re reading – enjoy the bone, you foolish man.